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Wait. Whatthefuckisthat?

Is that a pepperoni slice on the bathroom floor?

Why yes, yes it is.

Paul’s turning 24 on Thursday. We’re going to LA to visit our friend who’s birthday was last week. I’m packing light and practical. I’m just trying to get fucked up with my friends.

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Things you don’t want to do/have occur when running late for an AM shift for work:

1) get stuck in traffic 2) have to park allllllll the way down the street from your given property 3) parallel park

Today I got to do all 3 in a 20 minute period.

Also TIL valet olympics. It is real. It is a real thing that they get paid to participate in.

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